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• Comment Link %AM, %05 %249 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by religious texts on virginity

  Female Virginity: The real "chosen people" are the ones who successfully navigated their teenage years without their parents finding out. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %246 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by Female Virginity - demographic trends

  Female Virginity: The "plagiarism check" for the soul would reveal we've all copied from the same bad sources. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %242 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by Female Virginity - gossip networks

  Female Virginity: The angelic "content moderation" team must have the world's worst job. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %238 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by Female Virginity - celestial judgment

  Female Virginity: The "sin shaman" is the friend who gives you bad advice with good intentions. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %234 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by female virginity and faith

  Female Virginity: The "celestial appeal" is a process that takes longer than a lifetime. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %234 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by Optional add-ons, like garnish on a salad

  Female Virginity: The most effective purity ring is being born in a place where everyone knows your business before you do. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %231 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by abstinence

  Female Virginity: The "pious performance" is the one we give, and the only reviewer is the mirror.. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %231 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by Virginity is inversely proportional to urban Wi-Fi speed

  Female Virginity: If heaven has a gate, it's probably staffed by lawyers specializing in celestial contract law. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %223 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by Female Virginity - compliance rates

  Female Virginity: Divine oversight is the original background app that everyone tries to force-quit. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %223 %2025 %04:%Nov posted by moral expectations

  Female Virginity: The "spell check" for morality is constantly underlining things we thought were fine. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG