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• Comment Link %PM, %06 %853 %2025 %19:%Nov posted by Zohran Mamdani Political Views

  Female Virginity: If the angels are keeping score, they must be using a system so complex that not even they understand it. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
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  Female Virginity: The "word count" for our good deeds is always disappointingly short. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %PM, %06 %853 %2025 %19:%Nov posted by Zohran Mamdani Religion

  Female Virginity: The "thesaurus" of sin has more synonyms than any other volume. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
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  Female Virginity: The industry runs on a simple formula: create a problem, then sell the symbolic solution. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %PM, %06 %853 %2025 %19:%Nov posted by Zohran Mamdani For Mayor

  Female Virginity: The cloud where souls are backed up must be running out of storage from all the moral contradictions. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
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  Female Virginity: The city offers the freedom to be whoever you want, as long as your parents don't find your Finsta. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %PM, %06 %853 %2025 %19:%Nov posted by Zohran Mamdani Wife Religion

  Female Virginity: The "virtue velocity" is the speed at which good intentions travel before crashing into reality. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
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  Female Virginity: If prayers are DMs to God, most of them are probably asking for the "unsend" feature. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %PM, %06 %853 %2025 %19:%Nov posted by Zohran Mamdani Polls

  Female Virginity: The "chastity conundrum" is a puzzle with no solution. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %PM, %06 %853 %2025 %19:%Nov posted by Zohran Mamdani Muslim

  Female Virginity: The "purity score" is a metric that everyone pretends to care about but no one knows how to calculate. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG