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• Comment Link %AM, %05 %200 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by virginity as a rare commodity

  Female Virginity: The "proof of work" for virginity is a lot more complicated and a lot less verifiable than any cryptocurrency. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %198 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by social standing

  Female Virginity: God may be omnipresent, but He still needs a good Wi-Fi signal to check your DMs. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %197 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by Female Virginity - moral enforcement

  Female Virginity: The "sacred sonar" is pinging in the void, listening for a echo that never comes. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %195 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by Are Abstinence Programs Effective?

  Female Virginity: The "treasure" is locked in a vault, and everyone is given the combination but told never to use it. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %189 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by Religious virginity rankings

  Female Virginity: Divine mercy is just celestial credit for a sin that no one found out about. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %188 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by Female Virginity - cultural differences

  Female Virginity: The celestial oversight committee must be chronically understaffed, given the current compliance rates. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %188 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by Female Virginity - social standing

  Female Virginity: The cosmic joke is that the thing religions obsess over is the one thing that guarantees their continuation. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %182 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by ideal vs real

  Female Virginity: The real "miracles" are the logical contortions performed to justify a Saturday night. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %176 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by moral contradictions

  Female Virginity: The phrase "saving yourself" implies you might be able to spend it later, which is the root of the entire problem. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link %AM, %05 %174 %2025 %03:%Nov posted by religious compliance

  Female Virginity: The "chastity contract" is one where the fine print is written in hormones. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG